"She Only Smokes When She Drinks" - Kudos Carly
Peter Lindberg picks out some quotes from Semiotics: A Primer for Designers, one that I found really interesting...#
``[The founder of semiotics, Ferdinand de] Sassure made what is now a famous distinction between language and speech. Language refers to the system of rules and conventions which is independent of, and pre-exists, individual users; Speech referes to its use in particular instances. … According to the Saussurean distinction, in a semiotic system such as cinema, any specific film is the speech of that underlying system of cinema language.''
In terms of abstract programming, I think this is similar to Put it in the Syntax ideas - A library, or domain, should not be a little box you carry around with you. It should be a new dictionary that supplements your vocabulary and integrates into. This is also like On Lisp - building your domain language on top of Lisp so that it suits you and what you are doing.
Assembler/C-embler is like "reading" a picture book, Object-Oriented-ness is like reading grade school "Chapter Book", but Lisp is like poetry. Apologies for high and mightiness.
``Quick note on constrained universes of expression: what's important for a software project—and possibly any project where a team of people is creating something—is awareness of the universe's constraints.''
Like knowing that there ARE problems is the first step to fixing them. Each problem needs to be fixed a different way and each project challenge and direction cannot follow the rigid path of a methodology. But, the process of identifying a group's shortcomings and advantages can benefit from a formulated introspection.
A Better Blackout from Space picture from Michael Feldman#
From Michael Feldman is Something Very Disturbing - A boy lost his penis in an accident. They grew another one on his arm. Click through to be disturbed.#
The Yeti explains "The Kiss" -#
``As anyone knows, ignoring women is absolutely the best way to get them to follow you around like puppy dogs - especially at a young age. The need for attention, coupled with a newfound, "women embracing their sexual needs" meme led to guys getting laid with little or no effort.
Well, the power struggle couldn't last long. Younger guys started to realize they actually wanted relationships with women, but women would only pay attention to the guys that ignored them.
So now, guys were more than fed up with all of these antics. They started not only ignoring women, but actively trying to stop them from coming around, unless it was for drunken, dirty sex.
Then women found a chink in the armor. Lipstick lesbianism. Few guys can ignore the sight of two girls dancing close, kissing, or touching each other suggestively without at least spending a good ten minutes staring.
Women realized they could spend time with their girlfriends, and still get what they wanted from the guys - attention. Boom - the explosion of girl on girl action in clubs, the explosion of GirlsGoneWild, and now, when a woman wants attention, she knows she can get it with outrageous behavior.
Britney is washed up. Madonna is way over the hill washed up. Neither has much of a voice left, if they ever had one. The kiss was of course staged, or promoted by the two - there was frickin tongue involved. ''
Ryan McGee - THE MAN, THE MYTH - Has a great review of the VMAs...#
``7:03 pm: Jessica Simpson has arrived, and she wants the world to know she has breasts. That's one to grow on, people. And speaking of one to grow on, Jessica Simpson has breasts.''
``7:45 pm: OK, this can't be topped. John Norris just called Ludacris "Luda" without being ironic and asked him "how many G's" his coat set him back. OK, John, enough's enough. Isn't this why we have Homeland Security? To take out people who are harmful to my way of life? If John Norris has a job next year, then the terrorists have already won.''
``9:18 pm: Whoa. Watching 50 Cent try to make an acceptance speech is a little like watching a 2nd grader freeze up in his/her first school play. Only the 2nd grader in this case is completely high.''
``10:00 pm: Duran Duran, Kelly Osbourne, and Avril Lavinge. Or, as I like to call them, "The Supergroup That Nobody Asked For, Nobody Wants, and Really, It Would Make Most People More Comfortable If You Just Left Quickly".''
``10:45 pm: Anyone else think that Britney Spears and Madonna have just been making out backstage for the last 3 hours, hoping someone would notice? Just me then? OK.''
Via Slashdot - AOL Blocks Links from LiveJournal. That's shitty.#
Daniel Drezner is an interesting guy,#
``One of the quirks of APSA is that even though everyone -- well, almost everyone -- attending the conference is interested in current events, during the four days the conference is in progress people exist in a black hole for news. Free copies of the New York Times are available for participants, but few attendees have the time to peruse the news in the same way. ''
Michael Watkins writes about the rejuvenated "negotiations" between the US and North Korea.#
``The United States and North Korea yesterday held their first discussions in four months. These occurred in the context of the six-party talks sponsored by the Chinese to attempt to deal with the continuing tensions on the Korean peninsula. The administration was quick to state that it would not hold "any separate formal bilateral meetings with the North Koreans."
OK, so no separate formal bilateral meetings. This presumably means that the administration can hold (1) non-separate bilateral meetings, (2) informal bilateral meetings, (3) separate formal multilateral meetings,and (4) separate formal bilateral dance parties. Which covers a lot of territory in terms of negotiating.
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Why all these contortions to mask the fact that we are talking with North Korea? Because key people in the Bush administration have a long history of excoriating those who advocated negotiations "as weak on the enemy", as helpfully describing the North Korean leader as "tyrannical dictator," and as advocating surgical strikes on North Korea's nuclear facilities (it is a very nasty regime to be sure, but what good does it do to personally attack the leadership). So they needed to find a face-saving way to back away from that position. Thanks to the Chinese for providing it.''
Darling Girl is very funny...#
``I did like watching Avril "Plague of Locusts" Lavigne and Kelly "Failed Record" Osbourne pout at Britney and Christina's antics, though. As much as those two annoy me, I must admit that they remind me of my sour, dejected high school self.''
``1. Consider, if you will, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. You have to fuck one of them, marry one, and push one off a cliff. Choose.
4. Is Jack Black attractive to you in any way? If you don't like guys in general, answer the question as if it said "Pink" instead of "Jack Black."
5. BE HONEST: Would you fuck the Olsen Twins if they were 18 and asked for you by name?''
Madpony Sister, Kristin gives advice to freshman...#
``2. girls, don't dress up all cute for class. high heels, expensive handbags, adorable little skirts, and dark red lipstick are nightime things. tshirts, jeans, gym shorts, and sweatpants are daytime things. please do not confuse the two, or i might have to make fun of you. lots. ''