I'll do all you ask of me.
Daniel Drezner doesn't buy the "flypaper theory" for Iraq. The idea that it was conquered to provide a place to soak up terrorists from other countries. -#
``The thing is, I don't buy it. In terms of the broader neocon vision of transforming the Middle East, Iraq needs to be an oasis of stability, not a grand opening for Terrorists 'R Us. [But what about Josh Marshall's theory that the neocons want greater instability as an excuse for greater U.S. intervention?--ed. If Marshall was correct, then the last thing the administration would want if for destabilizing elements to leave their home countries and go to Iraq. That would make it harder, not easier, to justify U.S. incursions elsewhere in the region.]''
From Loosely Coupled is the idea of "Saying what You mean" when it comes to databases.#
`` As I strolled home later on, I started wondering how we'd managed to get to a point where it's commonplace knowledge that, if you want to add some extra information to a computer database, you deliberately pick a completely meaningless token? [...] The trouble is, we human beings are hooked on symbols. We like puzzles. Whereas saying precisely what we mean is hard work, and not much fun. Our normal mode of conversation with each other is to blurt out the first words that come into our head and resolve any ambiguities as they arise. We're naturally programmed to pick any convenient symbol (as I did when I initially suggested "pink, yellow and green") and then pin down its meaning later on. ''
The Yeti writes about girls who are "spoiled [princesses]" - #
``As for special treatment, think of it like this. When I buy a CD, it's mine. At first, I want to avoid scratches, but once I've heard it through, even if I really like it, I'll probably end up not taking great care of it. Do you know why? Because they're cheap, and I can always go buy another.
When I buy a couch, I try to take care of it, because I know I want it around for a long time. I may spill on it, but it has value to me. Over time, I invest emotional value in the couch, because it is not easily replaced.
So the question you have to ask yourself. What makes you different than any other woman on-line? Or in real life? What is it that makes you different? As for online dating, the question comes up of whether or not you're looking to buy a couch when you're shopping in a cd store.''
I love The Knowledge for Thirst, there's a new one today...#
``if I sample two beverages, and I like neither, but then in my total brilliance I alter their recipes and totally love them, what does that make me? I know: a god. I see the words forming on your glistening lips. You are so sexy when you deify me. But listen, I'm serious about this. Put your clothes back on and Tivo the inexorability of our lovemaking for but a moment, dear heart, while I unfold this tale of two beverages having their wonderfulness unleashed.
I haven't been on the east coast for a while, so when I saw that my beloved Fresh Samantha no longer existed, having been purchased and repackaged by the Odwalla corporation, I was filled with a tearful sense of You Can Never Go Home. Like remember the first time I got out of prison and rushed to the newsstand to buy the latest issue of Vogue and was like "...Wait, brown is the new black???" and you just nodded your head sadly and wondered if I'd ever be able to find my way in this crazy mixed-up world? Same type of thing.
I selected Strawberry Lemonade Quencher and Summertime Lime Quencher for my mouthing. [Note: we need a word for "perusal" that implies drinking and tasting rather than reading and considering. Ideas?]. How fucking refreshing do those flavors sound, I ask you. So how shocked was I when began drinking and suddenly someone was stabbing holes in my tongue with a strawberry lemonade scimitar. ''
Accordion Boy includes a quote from Neal Stephenson in a recent post...#
``(Neal Stephenson is so very on the mark when he has one of his characters in Cryptonomicon say "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people, which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons.") ''
It's funny. Laugh.
Al3x gave up on big concerts years ago...#
``As good as the band was, it reminded me why I gave up on big concerts. I was most excited by the final five minutes, during which Johnny twisted Thom's voice and the final notes of "Everything In Its Right Place" with a Korg Kaoss Pad, laying the warped sounds over a thumping beat. I'm guessing that was the extent of experimentation/improvisation in their set, and in that respect I don't feel like I missed much. Of course I'm rationalizing. But when the gods are crystal clear on fucking you over (Radiohead concert-wise), what else can you do?''
Mark points out that everything is considered harmful by technologists. It's a great list.#
Bloggus Caesari has been updated with a FAQ, one question...#
``*This sounds like my country / state! Are you playing up modern-day parallels?*
Well, If I see a similarity, I will try to make it apparent, but I'm not going to exaggerate anything going on in Roman history to make it sound more like our present day. Most of these similarities are the usual cases of history repeating itself. In particular, signs of an ailing Republic have special relevance today.
But why don't I just out and say it: George W. Bush makes a lousy Caesar. Imagine if Howard Dean became president, then had his enemies arrested, then invaded and conquered a continent, then started a civil war in the US and had himself made president for life. All the while making life better for the average Roman.''
The Volokh Conspiracy has a link to a book that attempts to explain the gender wage gap...#
``The bottom line of this book: women are less likely to negotiate than are men, and less likely to enjoy it. Krueger's summary notes: "Men see situations as adaptable; women see them as unchangeable. Men use metaphors like "winning a ballgame" to describe negotiations; women use metaphors like "going to the dentist." Women are "more likely than men to think that simply working hard and doing a good job will earn them success and advancement.""
Also, get this: "[The authors] speculate that much if not all of the male-female gap in earnings can be explained by women's aversion to negotiating." (Please don't flame me on this one, I am reporting someone else's research, not my own conclusions.)''
Kudzu is not overstated -#
``Kudzu is a plant that was promoted in the 1930's for erosion control, but has since grown out of control. Drive around South Carolina or Georgia and you will quickly realized that Kudzu is slowly devouring the land. Soon everything here will be covered by a warm, green blanket of this leafy vine. With the capability to grow one foot per day, it doesn't take long to take over.''
Jeff Jarvis writes about how the FCC stopped Howard Stern from interviewing Arnold...#
``But the voters won't get to hear what Schwarzenegger has to say under questioning because of the equal time rule. Stern's dimwitted station manager and wimpy lawyers said that if he talked to Arnold, he'd have to talk to all 130 candidates. Stern begged them to fight and get an FCC exemption but they didn't.
This is wrong on so many levels. Stern's show is facing this fight because he's not considered news (hey, there's just as much fluff on three hours of the Today Show -- and Stern makes a helluva lot more news than any other show) and also because the FCC has a hard-on for him. The FCC -- the government -- should not be in a position to determine what is news and what isn't and what we can and cannot hear. As a result of this rule and its unfair enforcement, it's the electorate that suffers. Instead of assuring that we are better informed, we are less informed. That is the government infringing free speech and the free market of ideas. That is wrong. ''
The Yeti wonders how much money it would take for you to do things you didn't want to...#
``What would you do for money? What wouldn't you do?
You'll slave away at your job (or at least show up), you'll treat people bad for their customer service, deny them raises to keep your own pocket full, and fire them without a lot of sympathy, but you wouldn't sleep with someone for money?
Can you divorce the good you can do with money from the action to get it? Are you then being selfish?
[...]
This, really, is the basis of the attraction of the reality shows. The selection is a bit off, as the type of person who plays well on the screen might not be your average individual. And the camera does change who you are. But you really have to wonder - what would you do or not do for money?''
Joy is a girl. She's also a geek. Discuss amongst yourselves...#
``This is one of my pet interests, as I'm in a field where you don't meet many people who are like yourself. It's not easy to enter into a room and quite likely you're the only female. It even gets better when you're the only female and you have to *gasp* stand up in front of the room to speak. It's not that I think the gender disparity is caused by discrimination per se, but by a lack of interest or better yet, a lack of expectations. It's ok to use a computer, but to actually manipulate it is unusual to say the least. You should hear the comments that I hear from women in class when I talk about doing something like opening the case of a computer. And what's even more ironic about this situation is that on the average, technology jobs pay better than so called traditionally female jobs.''
James Robertson writes about another Smalltalker's experience with Java and exceptions.#
Tony Pierce corrects SWAT...#
``speaking of swat, did you guys see that dumb movie? many many la subway errors in that movie. the worst being that they use the Same subway station for all the shots. its the wilshire / western station that i use every day. in one scene they run down there and say "oh, hes at the Figueroa station! Lets get him. And they miss the subway and have to drive to the Figueroa station and we see them run down into that station and they look around and they say, damn, hes not here. Meanwhile right behind them it says "Wilshire / Western". one of the things about the subway stations in LA, each has a different theme. The Wilshire / Western theme is the art deco green and silver style that can be found at the historic Wiltern Theatre that can be found at the corner of WILshire and wesTERN. the same Wiltern that is prominently displayed in the background as the SWAT guys climb out of what we are told is the Figueroa station. dumbasses.''